Kelly, 20, Bay Area girl. Alpha Omicron Pi. Majoring in Psychology at Cal Poly SLO, and I'm loving life. I'm a firm believer in the idea that life is what happens when you least expect it, so keep that smile on your face and take it as it comes.
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listen when guys layer shirts like this
that’s actually all it takes once that happens i don’t even need to hear him speak i don’t care what kind of music he likes or how he feels about obama or how many potential stds he has just give me that shirt on a guy and the next scene in our lives will be a wedding i am the definition of easy i just need some layered fabrics
I did this once and it was the only time a girl ever complimented me on my outfit
it’s weird how it’s socially acceptable to put someone else’s genitals in your mouth but eating a dorito off the floor after a few seconds is gross what a fuckin double standard
ooHMYGOODNESS HIS TINY LEGS I JUST CAN’T
THE BEST COOKIE RECIPES :D
can I eat all of them at once please
reblogging for future reference omfg
fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects